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Snake Oil

by Mayham & Eggs

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1.
Blind Luck 04:37
I She said: ‘Why fret and sweat’ ‘About the jumble on the newsfeed’ ‘When all life’s about’ ‘Is to score enough to eat.’ I said: ‘I’d be alright in this clusterfuck’ ‘If I had a piece of that blind luck.’ Dad I have to wonder Why try surviving college Being the top in our field You can barely pay a mortgage He said: ‘Son you’d be fine even driving a truck’ ‘If you had a piece of that blind luck.’ So we shuffle through our days Left in the dark...hm..groping Lacking a case for elation Yet shortsightedly hoping That we’d be alright in this clusterfuck If we had a piece of that blind luck II Glance over your shoulder What do you see Deserted hallways Rats roaming free No echoes of words Hissed behind your back There is no rope Fixed to your neck No cracks are splitting Under your feet You have been hurdling Through empty streets No low clearances No need to duck All you are missing Is a piece of that blind… Blind (9 x) luck
2.
She walked up to me And in her wrinkles Lay all the dirt Of the gutters of the world She grabbed my arm To read the lines in my palm I said: "Don't waste my time -" "There's no future to tell." Then I looked in her eyes Whispered now brace yourself I'll tell you your lot And of all those around She didn't budge For she yearned to learn What she already knew - Hear it from somebody else There's nothing left To bequeath to the meek Some was stolen, some was taxed Inflation took the rest It's the land of the opposites Where the strong leech off the weak And looking for fair treatment Is an impossible quest I dare you to paint A vision a shade less bleak With only tones of gray To complicate the test How unlucky, unlucky you are That I am your fortune teller
3.
Just you try not to feel small When to release some pressure you go Chasing the steaks in the mall With a flintstone spear, a bow and an arrow The fat security guard would squeal: ‘Show me the receipt, motherfucker freeze!’ ‘Empty your loincloth, pockets out,’ ‘I don’t care if we don’t sell these.’ ‘Don’t you run your mouth.’ (2 x) The will of the hunter has been crushed The thrill of the chase somewhat maimed By the feel-good tune, radio-played, And two chatty neighbours blocking the way The fat security guard would squeal: ‘Show me the receipt, motherfucker freeze!’ ‘Empty your loincloth, pockets out,’ ‘I don’t care if we don’t sell these.’ ‘Don’t you run your mouth.’ (2 x) ‘Now get lost or I’ll call the cops.’ ‘Don’t you look like a beaten dog.’ ‘If you wanna break a sweat earning your bread’ ‘Piss off to your cubicle - simple as that!’
4.
Cheaper To be let down Than to disappoint For what it's worth I might as well Toss a coin It's my head's Or your tales And in the end We both stand penniless I will keep changing You keep the change Enough war waging Let's turn the page
5.
I A glistening trail betrays the snail Scaling the doorstep, cold and moist A dry crack, then soft undertones Follow the second small shoe's hoist Early childhood's thoughtlessness The source of mature heart's sore Rooted in elytra's crispy crunch And daddy long-legs being torn Creations unrecorded Sand scoop thumps, thumbs squish Nullifying with delight Silvery belly up, lubberly caught fish Zero gravity in a rusty, rain-filled tub Encircled by grass too wet to mow A grasshopper playing Moon-like Sonata Watery Grave or Larghissimo The locust overcame surface tension A helping hand pushed down with its yet-to-grow palm Then buoyancy to scatter mosquito larvae Thrusts up the chitinous armour, needless to embalm II Maybe revealing omnipotence As the size relativity's cruelest friend Sizing up the starry heaven above I came to fear my own violent end Now I jump over the squirming earthworms Fleshy and flushed out on callous rainy days And pick up the glossy blue dung beetles Moving them off the path, out of harm's way.
6.
Hog 03:08
Wind blows here Cooling the atmosphere In feminine light I’m the child of night I’m the child of night I’m the child of night Was born in the dark I have missed the Ark Never have met greed I don’t know how to bleed I don’t know how to bleed Change is the air I can feel it everywhere Conscience under siege There has been a breach In the back where you can’t reach There has been a breach There flows a stream I can lie beside its gleam Beams race through the space Just 8 minutes it takes Just 8 minutes it takes
7.
Visitor 04:12
Knock, knock on the window pane Who could it be? Mere trees? This late… perhaps it’s thieves Primal fears in me ingrained I stick my finger through the blinds I strain my sight to penetrate the night A scratch upon the window sill Tosses my slumber away Two hours since yesterday I sit up straight and listen, still I stick my finger through the blinds I strain my sight to penetrate the night I get armed and wary To let the outside creep in Left fist clenched tight, knuckles white I’m greeted by his sheepish, shy grin Vile in thought, but no more when lit He leaves me at ease but weary A late night visit of an old friend A devout scholar of T. Leary Working tomorrow, now hush Let me sleep, let me relax You left but muddy tracks In need of a place to crash Bestow upon me more when you’re gone for good Oh I know you would, if you could I get armed and wary To let the outside creep in Left fist clenched tight, knuckles white I’m greeted by his sheepish, shy grin Vile in thought, but no more when lit He leaves me at ease but weary A late night visit of an old friend A devout scholar of T. Leary
8.
Insomnia 04:27
Yeah there’s something About the moonlight tonight Piercing the shades Scarring my face Roasting me on my bed Carnival in my head Out of my place Few distractions Make me stumble by day Now causing aches Like peppery flakes Scattered thoughts keep singeing A brain that is cringing And stays wide awake Morning closing in on me With its steady heartbeat I can flee but I can’t rewind My neck feels its breath’s heat Sand grains only drip one way They hammer down my stalling My feet glued firmly wide apart To glass they cannot cling My skull is but a crystal ball A light bulb lit for insect’s bumps My self-doubts shopping mall It’s late way past the closing time But there’s no switch to turn the lights off To conceal the grime Pastures are tranquil no sheep to count How foolish of me to check their sty I know all too damn well how, what, and why For I am the wolf here and not the hound
9.
The shells of the creatures once swimming mute In the seas of old Are dead and calcined and silent now too When they under our feet unfold The hills full of limestone they don't care About the dust on the lungs of our forbearers The wisdom of the years won't repair The cuts barely mended by the time The bodies of the critters still connect The building blocks of that old house And the man of my blood who dwelt insinde They gave him work, he gave his life The hills full of limestone they don't care About the dust on the lungs of our forbearers The wisdom of the years won't repair The cuts barely mended by the time His arms they dug for the stone we tread You can see it coil around the mountains' feet With every heave of his chest The oceans of old were drowning him The walls of the house still recall The family of strangers forced to leave I was told they were hiding inside His kin did not know moving in To give us a home they took their Heimat

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released December 21, 2021

Songs written by Vojtěch Březík and Filip Pultar
Arranged and produced by Mayham & Eggs
Recorded by Roman Kašník and Hubert Holásek
Mixed and mastered by Roman Kašník (RESET studio)
Guest singers on Hog: Ivana Nemčoková, Anna Mikyšková, Dalibor Uhrovič
Guest violin player on Insomnia: Blanka Šustrová

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Rock band possessed by music with progressive elements and harmonic quirks from the second best city in Czechia. Just barely though.

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